The Son of God was tired, so went for coffee. His sandals and beard fitted in perfectly with the mid-morning crowd, and he even found a socket for his Macbook. But the disposable cup read JAYSES; clearly there was work to do.
Well, at least the name was phonetically equivalent. But Jesus would never use an Apple product. Too expensive. He’d buy a used PC laptop, and use the rest of the cash to feed the poor. 😉
hahaha! I read an anecdote yesterday about how a girl said her name was Beyonce and the barista promptly wrote “You Wish” on her cup. Even Jesus wasn’t spared 🙂
Love this Jamie It made me smile Dad
Mike Thunder Sent from my iPad
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Oh, those baristas and their inventive spelling. 🙂
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Or did you mean barristers?! 😉
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Haha. 🙂
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Well, at least the name was phonetically equivalent. But Jesus would never use an Apple product. Too expensive. He’d buy a used PC laptop, and use the rest of the cash to feed the poor. 😉
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You’re assuming he didn’t opt out of the capitalist system altogether and just steal it… although that would be against the Commandments! 😉
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LOL.. Good take on those baristas
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Thank you 🙂
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definitely more work 😛 awesome baristas who bring laughter into our lives~
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I see we had similar takes on the prompt!
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hahaha! I read an anecdote yesterday about how a girl said her name was Beyonce and the barista promptly wrote “You Wish” on her cup. Even Jesus wasn’t spared 🙂
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Even deities can’t win at Starbucks, I guess. 🙂
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